lifebyshannon:

It’s absolutely mandatory.

I understand what the people who created the ‘consent is sexy’ campaign were trying to do, but I think it really trivializes how important consent really is.

Consent is crucial, don’t simply call it ‘sexy.’

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

(Source: wh1rring)

thebbcisslowlykillingme:

meulins-choice-ass:

whodoyouthinkyourefooling:

funfreacksnc:

babyferaligator:

trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay

u are the future 

find the hay in the needlestack tho

Big Magnet.

if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

(Source: amoracomplex)

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

fit-and-healthy-for-tomorrow:

It’s difficult to even think about getting married to someone someday seeing as I have the sex appeal of a cucumber.

you say that but there was a girl that went to my high school that did some rather naughty things with a cucumber….. O_o

                Take a break from writing your latest xanga post about that guy we dated for a whole 2 weeks and listen up. A lot has happened in the last 10 years and there’s some bits of wisdom I’d thought I’d share with you so you don’t have to learn them the hard way like I did.

                First of all, you’re beautiful. Don’t let that curly haired boy that sits behind you in English tell you otherwise. If you’re looking for flaws you can always create them in your head. Focus on what you can do with your body instead. Push yourself to get faster in swimming and do some other sports too. I’ve found out you’re a pretty great athlete when you put your mind to it.

                Now when it comes to boys, don’t you dare let them treat you wrong. I know you are a people pleaser, but your happiness is important too, and if he really cares then he won’t want you to be unhappy anyway. There is nothing wrong with being single either. I know you’re ready for prince charming but that doesn’t mean you have to kiss every frog that asks you out along the way.

                The last thing I want to share applies to the first two areas as well and it’s really quite simple advice. Do what makes you happy. If the popular crowd doesn’t like you for you then they aren’t worth your time. Don’t feel like you’re missing out because you’re not. You have now, and will make, a great of group friends who will stay with you through your college years and they love you for you! Don’t just blindly follow what others are saying and doing, question things. You’re smart. Very smart actually and you are going to go on to be a great person, so don’t waste your time on people who don’t believe that of you already.

                Go kick some butt mini me. Get off xanga (and soon myspace and facebook) and live your life to the fullest. You only get the one go at it, so do it right!

Love,

You, 23 years older and wiser

I’m so exhausted that I just don’t care about anything at all today. I’m pretty sure someone could walk into my office and just start stacking things on my head and I’d just let them.

chasingjayy:

the-potter-tardis:

wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

I ship it

I ship it hard

can this happen to me?